Desperate Trump Embraces Beer Industrial Complex

trump on the farm
trump on the farm

Donald Trump, famous for not drinking alcohol (among other things), has claimed that the Republicans are now the “beer and blue jeans party.” We find it interesting that there are no photos of him drinking beer or wearing blue jeans. Clearly, he doesn’t include himself or anyone else around him in that category. However, by encouraging his followers (many of whom do wear blue jeans) to drink beer, he may be trying to curry favor with the Beer Overlords.
We understand that being impeached can drive a man to drink but we also understand that the Beer Industrial Complex can exert a powerful influence over voters. Especially voters who use their product.
Clearly, the orange topped wunderkind is desperately seeking votes from people he can easily relate to as only a man of his “caliber” could (as a lying, racist, egomaniacal, small-handed, Russian operative). We’re not in favor of that. We’re in favor of a true beer-drinking, brilliant, polite, dignified politician who will support the rights of all men (and women) to drink their beer as they wish, when they wish, wearing what they wish (if anything).