Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

tactical ops brewing stamps Epstein didn't kill himself on bottom of cans
tactical ops brewing stamps Epstein didn't kill himself on bottom of cans

Beer controls the world and Epstein didn’t kill himself. The best, funniest, and truest meme of the year. It’s clear that while Epstein didn’t kill himself, nobody can be sure who did. Was it the Clintons? Was it Trump or one of his supporters? Maybe it was one of the other rich powerful men who paid for access to teenage girls. There’s likely a variety of people who wanted to silence Epstein. We may never find out who did it, but if we don’t keep asking, we’ll never know.

This is a doozy of a conspiracy and you can bet that the Global Beer Industrial Complex has its fingerprints all over this one. At the very least we need to look at the facts, follow the money trail, and keep asking questions over a nice cold beer until some new information floats to the top, like a nice head of foam. Let us know if you figure it out.  We’ll go into hiding immediately because these guys are not the kind to go down without taking a few witnesses with them.

Notice how all the women who have come forward with allegations against Epstein have very carefully avoided saying who the other men were that they slept with or implicated only relatively powerless men, like Prince Andrew. The girls who slept with the really powerful men have been bought off, threatened, or worse. They disappeared like Ghislaine Maxwell. Is she in hiding someplace or was she made to disappear… permanently? This may be one of those conspiracies that nobody really wants to unravel.

So, we’re gonna have another beer and pretend we don’t know anything about it… Cheers!