Beer Used for Political Gain… Again

According to CNN, yet another US president will use beer for his political advantage. President Joe Biden has teamed up with Beer Overlords Anheuser-Busch to offer the whole country a beer if they reach Biden’s vaccination goal by the Fourth of July. The goal is 70% of American adults having received at least one vaccination… Continue reading Beer Used for Political Gain… Again

The Beer Conspiracy

We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy… probably… They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won’t pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans. Everywhere you look, even on TV, there are… Continue reading The Beer Conspiracy

How the Beer Industrial Complex Controls Politics

It’s very simple. The Global Beer Industrial Complex controls politicians with money. Now, certainly, our Beer Overlords have many other subtle ways to control us all, such as via the influence of alcohol, which goes straight to the brain and makes us feel happy and then makes its way to the liver where it slowly… Continue reading How the Beer Industrial Complex Controls Politics

Archaeologists Unearth 5,000 Year Old Brewery

Archaeologists in Egypt have recently uncovered a brewery in Abydos that produced beer for royal ceremonies. The structure dates back to the first dynasty and the reign of King Narmer, around 3100 BC. Experts estimate the beer factory could produce as much as 5,000 gallons of beer for use in burial rituals. Ancient hieroglyphics had previously… Continue reading Archaeologists Unearth 5,000 Year Old Brewery

Bernie Sanders Exposed as Leader of the Global Beer Industrial Complex

Social media has provided photographic proof that Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is one of the Beer Overlords. Literally, several presumably undoctored photographs have appeared on social media of the intellectual leader of the liberal left-wing sitting peacefully in front of or at the tables of various microbreweries. Clearly, it’s part of his extreme agenda to… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Exposed as Leader of the Global Beer Industrial Complex

The Corona Virus Conspiracy

We’ve been silent on the Corona Virus topic for too long. The ridiculous suggestion that the virus was named after the beer or has anything to do with the beer is still beneath our dignity to even mention. (Oops!) But now they’ve closed the bars! Maybe not in every state, but in quite a few… Continue reading The Corona Virus Conspiracy

Desperate Trump Embraces Beer Industrial Complex

Donald Trump, famous for not drinking alcohol (among other things), has claimed that the Republicans are now the “beer and blue jeans party.” We find it interesting that there are no photos of him drinking beer or wearing blue jeans. Clearly, he doesn’t include himself or anyone else around him in that category. However, by encouraging his… Continue reading Desperate Trump Embraces Beer Industrial Complex

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

Beer controls the world and Epstein didn’t kill himself. The best, funniest, and truest meme of the year. It’s clear that while Epstein didn’t kill himself, nobody can be sure who did. Was it the Clintons? Was it Trump or one of his supporters? Maybe it was one of the other rich powerful men who paid for access… Continue reading Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

Beer Wholesalers: How They Own Regional Politics

The Virginia Beer Wholesalers Association has donated nearly $5 million dollars to various political candidates and committees on both sides so the aisle since 1996.  The reason – to make sure they get to keep doing their thing, which is selling and distributing beer and liquor wholesale in Virginia. This plays quite well into the… Continue reading Beer Wholesalers: How They Own Regional Politics

Bud Light Sells Out to Aliens

The Storm Area 51 event scheduled for September was co-opted by Bud Light who presumably used the event as a cheap advertising gimmick. That’s what they want us to think anyway. Since we know that the Intergalactic Beer Overlords basically control all of the known universes, it’s more likely that they are under contract to… Continue reading Bud Light Sells Out to Aliens