Beer Overlords Covering up Bowling Green and Sweden Terrorist Attacks

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With the recent announcements by the US President that there had been terrorist attacks at Bowling Green and in Sweden, it became apparent, to us, that a cover-up was in progress. Clearly, terrorists posing as refugees had cleverly waited the many months and subjected themselves to endless vetting with the sole purpose of murdering untold numbers of innocent civilians in the US and Sweden,

Since there was virtually no coverage by the “lamestream” media, the question must be asked: Who could pull off this kind of cover-up? The only realistic answer is the Global Industrial Beer Complex and the powerful men (possibly aliens) who run it. That’s right. Our Beer Overlords have determined that certain terrorist attacks are so grievous, that should the public know all the details, it would hurt beer sales.

Since no possibility exists that the President could be mistaken or intentionally lying, there’s no other explanation.

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