Joe Coors is Not a Beer – Too bad.

Joe Coors is Not a Beer

Joe Coors claims he is not a Beer.  Too bad.  If he was, we might vote for him.

But after you think about it, it’s pretty obvious that while he may not be a beer, he has certainly played into the hands of the Global Beer Industrial Complex.  He sold his family’s successful beer company, the third-largest brewer in the USA down the river to the big boys.  First, he merged it with Molson in 2003, and then five years later he sold the whole thing to Miller.  If that ain’t part of the Global Beer Industrial Complex, we don’t know what is.