Beer Money Wins Elections

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Beer money – from the Global Beer Industrial Complex – has purchased numerous election wins this season.

In Dallas, Tx, Beer supporters overturned an age-old ban on liquor sales.

In Colorado, the former Mayor of Denver, notorious former Brewmaster John Hickenlooper, was elected to be Colorado’s next Governor.  What’s next for Hick?  President, maybe?

In Chicago, Republican Senator-elect Mark Kirk toasted his victory with former opponent Alexi Giannoulias by drinking beer. Kirk had a bottle of Miller Lite and Giannoulias drank a draft. Clearly, the Beer money was flowing on both sides of this race and this was their way of showing solidarity with their Beer Overlords.