Nigerian Beer Gardens are Dangerous

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Reports from Nigeria claim that people are being killed right and left at Beer Gardens.

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Clearly, this is in response to all those darn Nigerian phishing scams.  Someone.. some very powerful person has decided to put an end to all this nonsense and is now selectively killing people by blowing them up.  Of course, this person must be highly connected in the political spectrum because he/she is using their connection(s) within the Nigerian Beer Complex to determine when and where to attack.  This is a collision of the widespread Nigerian phishing industry with the Global Beer Industrial Complex (or New World Order).

So, if I were you, (and I’m probably not, but you can never be too sure about that) I would avoid beer gardens in Nigeria until they’ve finished killing off all the bad guys.