According to CNN, yet another US president will use beer for his political advantage. President Joe Biden has teamed up with Beer Overlords Anheuser-Busch to offer the whole country a beer if they reach Biden’s vaccination goal by the Fourth of July. The goal is 70% of American adults having received at least one vaccination shot. Once again we see the power of beer influencing those in power to push beer on the American public.
“Get a shot and have a beer. Free beer for everyone 21 years or over to celebrate the independence from the virus,” said the arguably most powerful man in the world. (We think the Beer Overlords have more power, but that’s just an opinion backed up by reams kegs of imaginary data.)
If this isn’t clear proof of how the Global Beer Industrial Complex controls the levers of power on this planet, we don’t know what is.