Finally! Someone has put together an org chart that shows just how the worlds biggest beer brands are organized into a small handful of multinational corporations. Clearly it would take less than 10 people to (one from each corp.) to meet together to organize the Global Beer Industrial Complex. They could be anywhere, right now, plotting to overthrow your mind, at your local pub, planning to ruin your favorite micro-brew. You should get over there right now and make sure it tastes right. We will see you there.
We've made this chart bigger below. Now you can find your favorite beer and cry into it over who controls it.
And of course, we had to make our own chart, too: