global beer industrial complex

  • bernie at the brewery

    Social media has provided photographic proof that Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). Literally severals of undoctored photographs have appeared on social media of the intellectual leader of the liberal left-wing sitting peacefully in front of or at the tables of various microbreweries. Clearly, it’s part of his extreme agenda to encourage drinking liberal amounts of beer.
    [Take that, Q-Anon!]
    Here’s more evidence ofBernie at the breweries

  • trump on the farm

    Donald Trump, famous for not drinking alcohol (among other things), has claimed that the Republicans are now the "beer and bluejeans party." We find it interesting that there are no photos of him drinking beer or wearing bluejeans. Clearly he doesn't include himself or anyone else around him in that category. However, by encouraging his followers (many of whom do wear bluejeans) to drink beer, he may be trying to curry favor with the Beer Overlords.
    We understand that being impeached can drive a man to drink but we also understand that the Beer Industrial Complex can exert a powerful influence over voters. Especially voters who use their product.
    Clearly, the orange topped wunderkind is desperately seeking votes from people he can easily relate to as only a man of his "caliber" could (as a lying, racist, egomaniacal, small-handed, Russian operative). We're not in favor of that. We're in favor of a true beer drinking, brilliant, polite, dignified politician who will support the rights of all men (and women) to drink their beer as they wish, when they wish, wearing what they wish (if anything).