We are that guy sitting next you at the bar.  We are the guy filling up his red solo cup at the party. We are the people laughing as the drunken douchebags get thrown out of the club. We are the gals at the liquor store stocking up to make sure we won't run out of tequila when the next world war starts.  We are a secret group of people who need to remain anonymous in order to protect ourselves from the New World Order, controlled by the Beer Industrial Complex. They'd probably kill us, or something, if they found us sober...