- The United States of Beer
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- Beer Overlords Causing Earthquakes
- Tecate Trolls Trump with Awesome Commercial
- George Washington was a Brewer
- Beer Overlord Org Charts
- Peru Taken Over by Global Beer Industrial Complex
- Beer Overlords Upset About Recent Massacres
- Donald Trump Renames Budweiser to America
- Hillary Clinton's Been Drinking a Lot of Beer
- Beer Conspiracy Video
- Was Prince Executed by the Beer Illuminati?
- What's Behind Three New Space Themed IPAs
- Cuba Running Out Of Beer!
- Anti-Trump Beer - We Love It!
- Donald trump Beer Steins
- Bernie Beer
- The Influence of Alcohol Worldwide
- Peyton Manning Sells out to Bud
- Bud Light Starts Up New Political Party
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The United States of Beer
When faced with the choice of who they should control as President of the USA, our Beer Overlords carefully examined each candidate and selected the one that they thought would result in most beer drinking. Yes, we know you think that the election was the will of the people, but we can assure you that a particularly large portion of voters, in all states (except maybe Utah) drink beer. The Global Beer Industrial Complex has for months been working quietly everywhere to change voters’ minds. They worked from baseball and football stadiums, they went into concerts and made us listen to EDM (are there subliminal messages?), they bought up microbrews and snuck into local bar and grills. They’re in the liquor and grocery stores. They’re everywhere and they have brought us right to the brink of violent revolt. But rather than push us over that edge, they’ve chosen the greater of two evils to be their corporate puppet. They would rather have us drunk and passed out on the sofa than rioting at the statehouse.
Sounds reasonable to us. Bottoms up!
Beer Conspiracy Video
We're not sure who this guy is, but he's on to something.
Please spread the word. Let everyone know, but make sure they know it's a secret that nobody is supposed to know.
Oh, and be careful!
You never know who's watching you or how much beer they've had to drink, or how much you will need to drink in order to forget they exist.
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere.You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain. Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine.. and caffeine, but those are entirely different conspiracies and someone else will have to build those websites).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it won't work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something that doesn't smell quite right in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and drink it!
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