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Beer Overlords Attending DAVOS 2017
For those of you not already familiar with DAVOS, it is a regular conference meeting of the world's elite business interests. DAVOS provides a relaxing and comfortable, non-judgemental environment where our global corporate overrlords and their political puppets can plan exactly how they want keep control over the world's consumers. Yes. That means you.
For years we have been telling you about how the Global (possibly intergalactic) Beer Industrial Complex has been helping to keep us all under control by selling us beer (and wine and liquor, etc.). Now here's more proof that they are indeed involved with DAVOS. According to this site: HERE These are a few of the many attendees of this 2017 DAVOS conference, and the companies they work for:
Chief Procurement Officer, Anheuser-Busch InBev NV
Zone President, Africa, Anheuser-Busch InBev NV
Member of the Executive Board and Chief Financial Officer, HEINEKEN NV
Jean-François van Boxmeer
Chairman of the Executive Board and Chief Executive Officer, HEINEKEN NV
General Counsel, Diageo Plc
Chairman of the Supervisory Board, Carlsberg A/S
Cees 't Hart
Chief Executive Officer, Carlsberg A/S
Interestingly, we couldn't find anyone listed for MolsonCoors (nor Molson nor Coors - We suspect they may be attending incognito.) and Diageo (who own Guinness, Harp, etc.) are only sending a lawyer with a name that sounds like a sexy villain from a Sherlock Holmes movie. (We're certain she is a fine attorney) If that doesn't scream international conspiracy loud enough for you, then maybe this will:
Beer Conspiracy Video
We're not sure who this guy is, but he's on to something.
Please spread the word. Let everyone know, but make sure they know it's a secret that nobody is supposed to know.
Oh, and be careful!
You never know who's watching you or how much beer they've had to drink, or how much you will need to drink in order to forget they exist.
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere.You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain. Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine.. and caffeine, but those are entirely different conspiracies and someone else will have to build those websites).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it won't work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something that doesn't smell quite right in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and drink it!
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