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Alien Beer Overlords Messing with The Matrix... Again
Our Alien Beer Overlords have clearly been messing with The Matrix again. You can see this simply by watching the recent Academy Awards Show. Obviously La La Land was supposed to win that Oscar, but whoever is in control of the matrix decided to mess with us by changing the reality at the last moment (or maybe a little later).
For those of you who haven't been paying attention, scientists now believe we maybe be living in a simulation, not very different from that portrayed in the The Matrix movies. (Great article from Scientific American explains all this.)
The events that happened recently at the Academy Awards and the US presidential election are just the 2 biggest examples of how the Matrix controller(s) must be messing with us. This is exactly what it's like when there is a glitch in the matrix. Here's a bunch of stories that demonstrate common day matrix glitches
So who is doing this to us? Why won't they just let us live our boring lives? It's clearly the Aliens who control the Galactic Beer Industrial Complex. Who else would care about the Oscars? This smells to us like someone got a little buzzed on strong beer and said, WTF, that opening song and dance sequence in La La Land wasn't that good. The movie was good, but not Best Picture good. So let's mess with them and give it to another film. LOL!
And Trump... well they must be LOL-ing their alien asses off over that one, and it gets funnier every day.
Beer Conspiracy Video
We're not sure who this guy is, but he's on to something.
Please spread the word. Let everyone know, but make sure they know it's a secret that nobody is supposed to know.
Oh, and be careful!
You never know who's watching you or how much beer they've had to drink, or how much you will need to drink in order to forget they exist.
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere.You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain. Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine.. and caffeine, but those are entirely different conspiracies and someone else will have to build those websites).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it won't work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something that doesn't smell quite right in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and drink it!
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