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- Bernie Beer
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- Bud Light Starts Up New Political Party
- Global Warming Threatening Your Beer!
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- Beer Stockpiling Chart
- Busch Beer Money Flows to Florida Governor
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Beer Overlord Org Charts
Finally! Someone has put together an org chart that shows just how the worlds biggest beer brands are organized into a small handful of multinational corporations. Clearly it would take less than 10 people to (one from each corp.) to meet together to organize the Global Beer Industrial Complex. They could be anywhere, right now, plotting to overthrow your mind, at your local pub, planning to ruin your favorite micro-brew. You should get over there right now and make sure it tastes right. We will see you there.
We've made this chart bigger below. Now you can find your favorite beer and cry into it over who controls it.
And of course, we had to make our own chart, too:
New Beer Conspiracy Video
We're not sure who this guy is, but he's on to something.
Please spread the word. Let everyone know, but make sure they know it's a secret that nobody is supposed to know.
Oh, and be careful!
You never know who's watching you or how much beer they've had to drink, or how much you will need to drink in order to forget they exist.
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere.You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain. Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine.. and caffeine, but those are entirely different conspiracies and someone else will have to build those websites).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it won't work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something that doesn't smell quite right in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and drink it!
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